Jim Lynch

  • Blogs

    August 31, 2009

    Ass Clown of the Week: Skip Ohlsen

    Skip Ohlsen​The people (or person) have spoken and Milton "Skip" Ohlsen has won Daily RFT's Ass Clown of the Week. Ohlsen took an unprecedented 97 percent of the vote -- which may have been compromised by the action of one or two voters who cast thousands of ballots in favor of Ohlsen. Ohlsen's ch ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 28, 2009

    Crack-Dealing Coaches, Lying Politicians, Suspected Bombers and a Hummer Dealer: What Do They All Have in Common?

    ​The Ass Clowns seem to be crawling out of the woodwork this week, especially following Jeff Smith's guilty plea and resignation. Outside the political arena, there were also a few worthy candidates. So you know the rules: Vote for the following headline-maker whose actions or deeds this week you ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 26, 2009

    America F*** Yeah: Chesterfield Hummer Dealership Also Sells Assault Rifles

    Wikimedia Commons​While the rest of America's auto-dealers are crying about the end of "Cash for Clunkers," the guv-mint bail out of GM, and other forms of socialism in this once-prosperous capitalist society, one Chesterfield car salesman knows what a true American patriot needs to make it throug ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 31, 2006

    It's Murder

    They must have been popping Champagne corks at Morgan Quitno Press Friday night when the Cardinals beat the Tigers to take the 2006 World Series four games to one. As you undoubtedly know by now, yesterday the Lawrence, Kansas-based "publishing and research company" issued a press release heralding ... More >>

  • News

    September 6, 2000

    The Hummer King

    Jim Lynch rules in the world of boy toys. Will he keep his throne now that GM has moved in?