'Tis the season to give thanks, you know. And you want to know what I'm thankful for this year? I'm most thankful for Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher and Tyna Robertson. Because this kind of shit is what makes it easy to come up with something to write about every day.
See, Mr. Urlacher, whom we have all seen in one of the more brilliant ad campaigns in recent years, the Old Spice Swagger campaign (though I still miss Bruce Campbell like crazy), apparently likes to put nail polish and Ci