Lou Piniella

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Cubs Ace Carlos Zambrano Moves To the Bullpen, Lookout Gatorade Machine

The Cubs have decided to move former ace and known perpetrator of crimes against Gatorade machines Carlos Zambrano to the bullpen. Big Z has gotten off to a slow start this season, with a 7.45 ERA in four starts and 26 hits allowed in 19.1 innings, and the Cubs' bullpen has been less than inspi ... More >>

The Five Best and Worst Things About the Chicago Cubs

There are five really good reasons why the Cubs are going to win the NL Central in '09, and there are five pretty good reasons why they won't. There are 100 reasons why this guy shouldn't be wearing that jersey.The Cardinals are in full free-fall mode, having just been swept by the Milwaukee Brewers ... More >>

Not News: Cubs Manager Flunked Square-Dancing

Wikimedia CommonsIt's OK Lou. No one square-dances anymore, anyway.Chicago Cubs manager Lou Piniella never earned his college degree because he flunked square-dancing. At least that's what the 65-year-old skipper tells MLB.com reporter Carrie Muskat: "I flunked square dancing," he said. "I didn't sh ... More >>

The List: ESPN's Baseball Player Name Pronunciation Guide

Wikimedia CommonsIt's OK Lou. No one square-dances anymore, anyway.Chicago Cubs manager Lou Piniella never earned his college degree because he flunked square-dancing. At least that's what the 65-year-old skipper tells MLB.com reporter Carrie Muskat: "I flunked square dancing," he said. "I didn't sh ... More >>

Skip Looks Pissed

Wikimedia CommonsIt's OK Lou. No one square-dances anymore, anyway.Chicago Cubs manager Lou Piniella never earned his college degree because he flunked square-dancing. At least that's what the 65-year-old skipper tells MLB.com reporter Carrie Muskat: "I flunked square dancing," he said. "I didn't sh ... More >>

Skip Looks Pissed

Wikimedia CommonsIt's OK Lou. No one square-dances anymore, anyway.Chicago Cubs manager Lou Piniella never earned his college degree because he flunked square-dancing. At least that's what the 65-year-old skipper tells MLB.com reporter Carrie Muskat: "I flunked square dancing," he said. "I didn't sh ... More >>