Arrived via media kit
Unreal snags the rare prostate interview, drops in on a lawyer's blog and cracks open a can of Dinty Moore beef stew (the linchpin of the Pontoon Beach Diet); plus, how many Post reporters does it take to tell us it's really frickin' cold?
Unreal gawks at a prominent piece of public art and spends quality time with a pronoun; plus, we (neatly) gorge ourselves on chicken wings and wash it all down with a malternative
Dirt Cheap Cigarettes Beer & Liquor (low-carb version)
Racanelli's Pizza, 12 S. Euclid Avenue, 314-367-7866