Subject: Mary Todd Lincoln

• Unreal Parties Like It's 1799

  Unreal could not help but notice that the number of inaugural parties here last night far exceeded that of National Day of Service work sites on Monday. And who are we to complain? Apologies to our new President, but who would want to celebrate his glorious, glorious inauguration by working?And so we dreamily perused the list of parties until our eye lit upon this: "Join Dance Discovery in celebrating this historic presidential inauguration in grand style with dances from the 1800s: waltzes, qua

  January 21, 2009

• More Shocking Revelations About Abraham Lincoln!

  Abe's heard those rumors and he's PISSED.Just in case you're not reeling enough from Unreal's exclusive report about Abraham Lincoln's religious heritage, here's some more Lincoln trivia, courtesy of Christopher Buckley at The Daily Beast. Didja know Mary Todd Lincoln was a man?  It explains so much! Mary Quite Contrary, by Herbert Donald David. David, author of 27 books of Lincolniana, now says that there is "persuasive evidence" that Mary Todd Lincoln was in fact a man. "If you look close

  February 11, 2009

• Unreal takes back the Big Red, talks to a Steeler, and dances the inaugural night away
  

  January 28, 2009

• Smokers' Olympics

  Stuff Unreal likes! Plus: We smoke and run and picture Abe Lincoln on a Segway.

  April 9, 2008

• The Last Likable Republican

  April 2, 2008