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Michael Vick

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    April 16, 2012

    Blues and Sharks Knotted at One Game Apiece; Head to San Jose

    The Blues will be in San Jose tonight, continuing their first round playoff series against the Sharks, with the series tied up at one game apiece. The first game took over 80 minutes to be decided, finally ending in the second overtime period when the Sharks snuck a goal past Jaroslav Halak to steal ... More >>

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    February 7, 2012

    Knock It Out the Park Like Albert Pujols: Top 25 Wale Sports References

    ​Wale is Grandmaster of the sports reference. No musical artist brings as much wit, depth and knowledge to the craft. For instance, in the recently released ode to the former St. Louis baseball hero, "Albert Pujols," Wale slangs this gem: "John Rocker, Atlanta Bravest knows that I'm awesome/ Bett ... More >>

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    September 19, 2011

    Rams at Giants: The Monday Night Football Preview

    Ah, the only Monday Night Football crew worth caring about. Quite a long fall from here to the current crew. ​There was just enough hype surrounding the Rams coming into this season that the breakdown the team suffered in week one against the Eagles was actually noticed. By pretty much everyone. S ... More >>

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    August 19, 2011

    Scouting Report: Rams Can Beat Philadelphia in Week One

    It's a Scout. On a completely off-topic note, I really wish I had one of these. ​I admit, I am an obsessive watcher of sports. I love our hometown teams, of course, but I can watch a game I have no rooting interest in almost as easily. In fact, I would say close to 90% of my television viewing is ... More >>

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    May 16, 2011

    White Girls Rap Chris Brown's "Look At Me Now", Savagely Assault Themselves

    Image via​Look at them now; look at them now; look at them now--they're subverting implicit stereotypes about race and gender! In the last month, Chris Brown's "Look At Me Now" has gone from a hilarious street single by a disgraced-and-then-undisgraced ex-teen-star to the progenitor of an unli ... More >>

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    November 19, 2010

    Sam's Rams or The Vick-y Suh Show?

    ​Okay, so that title probably doesn't make any sense at all to you just yet, but I promise it will. I'd like to play Janus for a bit this morning, and I hope you'll indulge me. A little over halfway through the football season, the Rams' rookie sensation quarterback, Sam Bradford, is turning ... More >>

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    October 28, 2010

    Looking Ahead to Missouri at Nebraska

    ​So the Tigers won their biggest game of the season, their biggest game in years, and knocked off the number one ranked Oklahoma Sooners last week. Their prize? A number six BCS ranking and the opportunity to travel to Lincoln, Nebraska to play their new biggest game of the season against the Corn ... More >>

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    September 14, 2010

    Analyzing the Good, Bad and Ugly of Rams Opener

    Don't worry, guys. I think the day just might be coming when you can take those bags off. ​Okay, hold your hand up in front of your face. Extend your index finger. Now, take your thumb and hold it about half an inch away from you finger. Resist the temptation to pretend you're crushing someone's h ... More >>

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    September 7, 2010

    Comical: The Justice League Appeals To President Obama On Behalf of Dogfighters

    Image viaThis Justice League does not endorse dogfighting​You have just been convicted of taking part in a dogfighting conspiracy and sentenced to sixteen months in federal prison. You feel that the trial was a miscarriage of justice and that the judge's punishment was excessive. Do you: A: Have ... More >>

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    September 1, 2010
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    April 22, 2010

    Big Ben Gets Benched

    ​So I'm sure everyone has heard by now that Ben Roethlisberger has received a conditional six game suspension from the NFL for violating the league's behaviour and conduct policy. Personally, I'm shocked Commissioner Roger Goodell came down as hard as he did on Roethlisberger. I was expecting ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 11, 2010

    Michael Vick Believes He Could Turn Around the Woeful Rams

    Vick is currently the backup quarterback in Philadelphia.​Michael Vick was a recent guest on 101 ESPN St. Louis in which the disgraced quarterback discussed the possibility of joining the St. Louis Rams. Vick said he's "confident" he could be a "difference maker" as the team attempts to recover f ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 2, 2010

    The Michael Vick Experience: Coming to a TV Near You!

    commons.wikimedia.org​If you've ever wondered what, exactly, makes a man like Michael Vick tick, today is your lucky day. Tonight, Black Entertainment Television will air the first of a ten-part documentary series about the embattled quarterback. It will focus on his fall from grace, his ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 8, 2009

    Probably Safe to Say the Owner of Cannibal Kennel and Fellow Dogfighters Will Meet Some Real Animals in Prison

    www.dailyrft.com​Four of the five Eastern Missouri men involved in a massive dog-fighting ring got prison sentences today. Teddy Kiriakidis, of Leasburg, and Ronald Creach, of Leslie, owner of the Hard Goodbye Kennel, will each do eighteen months in the pen. Robert Hackman, of Foley, owner of the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 15, 2009

    Ding, Dong Rush is Gone!

    Years from now we'll remember this as nothing more than a really strange dream.​Score one for that "vast liberal conspiracy" and the "state-run media media scum." Yesterday, Dave Checketts announced that he was dropping Rush Limbaugh from his investment group that is attempting to purchase th ... More >>

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    October 15, 2009

    Photos: Dogs Rescued from Largest Dog-Fighting Ring in U.S. History

    Photo: Jennifer SilverbergMeet Junior. He's an eleven-year-old American Pit Bull Terrier who was handed over to Broken Hearts, Mended Souls Rescue. See more photos of rescued dog-fighting dogs.​Six dogs rescued from the largest dog-fighting ring in U.S. history were put up for adoption this week w ... More >>

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    September 14, 2009

    Meet the New Rams; Same As the Old Rams

    See, it's both a snarky way of making fun of the Rams' ineptitude and a way to remind us of better days. Nice, huh? ​Well, hopefully this (and by this, of course, I mean the unceremonious 28-0 ass kicking we all witnessed yesterday), will put to an end all that hopeful speculation people come up w ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 11, 2009

    The Worst Thing Ever: Mark Whicker, Jaycee Dugard, and Why Rape Victims Aren't Funny

    Hey, you know what I like? Jokes. How about you guys? You do? Well that's just great. Have I ever got a treat for you. ​Have you heard the one about the little girl who was kidnapped, tossed into some dude's yard, raped repeatedly, impregnated, forced to give birth in a shed, and kept im ... More >>

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    August 14, 2009

    Philadelphia Sports Hooligans Finally Have Player They Can Call Their Own: Michael Vick

    Vick gives a "Philly Hello" to his new teammates.​Personally I was hoping Michael Vick would be picked up by the Cleveland Browns. Can you imagine anything better than the a man convicted of operating a dog-fighting ring jumping into the Brown's "Dawg Pound" after a touch down? The scene would&nbs ... More >>

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    March 2, 2009

    The Patriots' Smell Floats to Kansas City

    The most important bit of news over the weekend was the big deal that took place in the NFL, when the Kansas City Chiefs acquired quarterback Matt Cassel and linebacker Mike Vrabel from the New England Patriots for a second-round pick.Now, that's pretty newsworthy just by itself, of course; Cassel w ... More >>

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    August 27, 2008
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    December 26, 2007

    Unreal News Challenge 2007

    Week of December 27, 2007

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    December 5, 2007

    Secret Santa

    Snag part of Unreal's crapucopia of gifts for your office gift exchange!

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    October 17, 2007

    Big Man on Campus

    Sit back and marvel as Rick Majerus hoists SLU basketball from the morass of mediocrity. (Just don't let him near your pizza.)

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    September 28, 2007

    Daily Web Crawl

    Your daily guide to what they're whispering about in the next cubicle. HERE On A to Z, Keegan Hamilton chats with Flaming Lips' Michael Ivins. Ian Froeb says goodbye to Best Chinese and hello to House of India. www.blog.tappity.com The only iPhone we can afford. Faces' (totally unscientific) ... More >>

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    September 19, 2007

    Free Ride

    Joe theorizes why the Cards have gotten so many "Get Out of Jail Free" cards.

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    September 12, 2007

    Through the Looking Glass

    But is Joe's half empty or half full?

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    August 24, 2007

    Cape Girardeau Artist Took Michael Vick to the Dogs

    Doggone it! Unreal was just assembling a feast of our Michael Vick trading-card collection for the feisty pug that hangs out downstairs. Turns out a Cape Girardeau woman has already cornered that market -- check out the Southeast Missourian's and Sports Illustrated's reports here and here. Rochell ... More >>

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    August 24, 2007

    Cape Girardeau Artist Took Michael Vick to the Dogs

    Doggone it! Unreal was just assembling a feast of our Michael Vick trading-card collection for the feisty pug that hangs out downstairs. Turns out a Cape Girardeau woman has already cornered that market -- check out the Southeast Missourian's and Sports Illustrated's reports here and here. Rochell ... More >>

  • News

    August 8, 2007

    Keep Your Hands to Yourself

    Joe takes a hands-off approach to the ladies.

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    June 20, 2007

    Fighting Chance

    Joe growls at the Michael Vick dogfighting scandal.

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    April 11, 2007

    A Mathews-Dickey coach does all he can to take black kids out to the ballgame.

    African-American ballplayers are getting rarer than a triple play.

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