Ned Flanders

  • Blogs

    October 14, 2013

    Ten Ways to Act Like an Unrepentant Cardinals Fan and BFIB

    You guys, what a weekend we had. Up two games to nil on the Dodgers? St. Louis fans have a lot to be happy about this Monday morning (not to mention the success of the Rams, Blues and Mizzou over the weekend). The weekend's wins have almost washed away the ugliness we saw last week, an ire that seem ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 30, 2012

    Gut Check's Ten Snacks to Pair With Republican Convention Coverage

    The 2012 Republican National Convention, or RNC, wraps up its four-day festivities tonight at the Tampa Bay Times Forum in Tampa, Florida with a speech by GOP candidate Mitt Romney. Over the course of the convention, speeches have been made by former governors (and presidential hopefuls) Tim Pawlent ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 26, 2012

    Branson Invites You to "Come On Down"

    Branson, Missouri, once described by Homer Simpson as being like "Las Vegas if it were run by Ned Flanders" is actually getting an injection of genuine Vegas glitz. No, not the Spearmint Rhino -- it's Branson, remember -- the Las Vegas stage version of "The Price Is Right Live" will open in Branson ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 18, 2010

    St. Louis City Fails at Health, St. Charles Remains Healthy, Yet Boring

    Photo SourceSt. Louis City is the least healthy part of Missouri, according to the County Health Rankings statistics.​Fat, lazy and stupid. Those character traits make for great cartoons (think Homer Simpson). But according to a new report that ranks health factors in all U.S. counties, the City o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 7, 2010

    Westboro Baptist Church Calls Off Protest of Tonight's Lady Gaga Show in St. Louis

    Fred Phelps​As reported here at Daily RFT a couple weeks back, the Rev. Fred Phelps and the followers of his Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church planned to protest tonight's Lady Gaga concert at the Fox Theatre. Why? Because the "hussy" (a.k.a. Gaga) "teaches rebellion against God". Sadly, though ... More >>

  • News

    August 15, 2007

    God. Country (and what a country!). BRANSON.

    Join us on a guided tour of emigr comedian Yakov Smirnoff's adopted home, a veritable geezer's Shangri-La.

  • Calendar

    January 5, 2005

    Up Beat

    Linear narratives are for chumps. Expand your horizons with William S. Burroughs' Towers Open Fire.

  • Culture

    July 25, 2001

    It Happens

    Ohmigod! Five seasons in, South Park's the funniest show on TV.

  • Culture

    April 25, 2001

    Shearer Delight

    The voice of Flanders is the voice of reason, absatively posilutely

  • Film

    December 16, 1998