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Hardee's Fish Slutburger to Arrive Just in Time for Lent

Long known for pressing thick, squishy burgers into the hands of famous females who are neither thick nor squishy, St. Louis-based Hardee's (a.k.a. Carl's Jr.) is mixing it up a little bit for this year's Super Bowl commercial. Fret not: It's still porn-y.

The Ten Best Shows In St. Louis This Weekend: May 4 to 6

This weekend is Cinco de Mayo, which for all of you non Spanish-speaking types translates literally to "The Five of Mayo". What this cryptic phrase actually means is unclear, as is the origin of the association between Mexico and mayonnaise, but for some reason it seems to happen every year on the f ... More >>

Kate Upton Deep-Throats Burger for Hardee's

Congratulations, Kate Upton! Your journey from viral-video sensation to household name has reached its peak! No, not the cover of the annual Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. Truth is, no one cares about the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue except the three straight teenage boys who have yet to f ... More >>

Former Miss Missouri Is Marrying Barry Zito

Image viaBarry Zito's new bride, 2007 Miss Missouri Amber Seyer.​Miss Missouri is becoming Mrs. Missouri-Zito. Amber Marie Seyer, who represented the Show-Me State in the 2007 Miss USA pageant, is marrying San Fransisco Giants pitcher Barry Zito this weekend. This is one of those prom king and q ... More >>

Kids These Days: The Six Least Impressive Music Careers Of Respected Musicians' Children

​By now you've probably heard about Pablo Dylan, Bob Dylan's grandson's aspiring rap career, which, if you're like us, probably made you cringe, especially if you've listened to any tracks from his mixtape, 10 Minutes. After we wiped the blood from our ears, we started to think about other o ... More >>

Charlie Sheen's Ex Brooke Mueller to Kick Her Habit With ... Ibogaine

courtesy of the Riverfront TimesShock the Junkie: It's Brooke Mueller's turn, reports TMZ.com.​You gotta love those crackerjack reporters at TMZ.com. Not only are they soo all over the Charlie Sheen saga -- they've actually stayed on top of the equally tragic tale of the mother of his surrogate-sp ... More >>

Don't Fear the Hardee's Robot

While some robots are plotting world domination by pandering to the human weakness for breakfast foods, others are having trouble understanding how food works. As Hardee's unveils its new hand-breaded chicken sandwich, it introduces a robot with an eating disorder. Seems the poor thing doesn't hav ... More >>

From party girl to Oscar winner, Sofia Coppola's journey to Somewhere

The Health Benefits of Celebrity Journalism

image viaThere's so much we can learn from Us Weekly!​Fabulous news, celebrity magazine addicts: All those hours you've spent lolling around on the couch with bags of Chee-tohs and the latest copies of Us Weekly, In Touch and Life & Style aren't totally bad for you after all! It turns out that ... More >>

Meet the Mexico Goat, Missouri's Latest Animal Celebrity

image viaThe Mexico Goat: Eat this, Franzen.​If you've been missing the Tower Grove Coyote, cheer up! Now you can befriend the Roaming Mexico Goat. The goat was first spotted wandering around Mexico, Missouri, about ten days ago. Since then, he has followed in the coyote's pawprints and start ... More >>

Beatle Bob Tells Hipster Kids to Eat Their Greens on a New, Healthy-Eating-Themed Childrens Album

www.lynnterry.comBeatle Bob mid-dance move​Of all the earth-shaking changes the age of internet and reality television has brought about, few have been as mystifying, fascinating, and at times, irritating as the 21st century nouveau celebrity -- people who are famous for being famous. Most of ... More >>

King Khan: Finally Making it to St. Louis This Fall?

Image viaThat's Paris Hilton with King Khan. No, we don't know why either.​According to a Facebook event page, King Khan -- who never showed up for his show with BBQ Show last November at Off Broadway because their tour manager was arrested -- will be playing at 2720 Cherokee on Sunday, Octobe ... More >>

Ten Amazing Pieces of Street Art in St. Louis

via FlickrPeat Wollaeger's "Blaster Head" is a mind blower.​Once upon a time, the River City had a reputation as something of a street art and graffiti mecca. That was way back in 2000 when Paint Louis was happening and some of the coolest cats to ever shake a can of spray paint made pilgrimages t ... More >>

Interview: IHEARTCOMIX founder Franki Chan Talks Dancefloor Killers, Fillers and New Music Trends

World-renowned DJ and IHEARTCOMIX founder Franki Chan plays The Gramophone on May 1.​St. Louis has seen some major names in bloghouse come to town as of late: JFK of MSTRKRFT, Le Castle Vania and Designer Drugs. But this Saturday, you can see one of the most sought-after DJs on the circuit tod ... More >>

10 Things to Do Under $10 This Weekend in St. Louis, February 12-14, 2010

Egan O'KeefeScene from Mardi Gras 2009, February 21 in Soulard. This year's parade kicks off at 11 a.m. in front of Busch Stadium.​ This is gonna be a busy weekend. Mardi Gras and Valentine's Day in the same weekend means that you are probably going to waste a lot of money on over-priced flowers, ... More >>

Show Review Photos: Dillinger Four, Japanther, The Brokedown, The Humanoids at Off Broadway, Tuesday, June 9

PHOTOS AND REVIEW BY JASON TOON "In most cities in the Midwest," Dillinger Four's Paddy Costello said between songs Tuesday night, "the people we knew in '99, or especially '96, or even 2002, are all bike messengers in Berkeley now, delivering cocaine. Or they got some gig as a DJ in London and they ... More >>

Midwest Millionaires Get Busch!

Simon & SchusterIn case you missed it -- and Lord knows why you would -- Mark Ebner's literary masterpiece, Six Degrees of Paris Hilton: Inside the Sex Tapes, Scandals, and Shakedowns of the New Hollywood, which came out last February, reports on the life and times of gangster Darnell Riley and ... More >>

A New Low For All of Us

Nick Schuyler, the lone survivor of the boating accident that killed Marquis Cooper, Will Bleakley, and Corey Smith, has a new tattoo that honors his fallen friends. It's a nice piece of work, too; simple, elegant, and meaningful. That's the okay part of this story. The not okay part of this is whe ... More >>

Are You as Poetic as Paris Hilton? Help Us Complete Her Latest Press Release.

www.parishiltonsite.netAmerica's favorite celebutante, Paris Hilton, returns to St. Louis next month (March 14) to promote her new fragrance, Fairy Dust. As you may recall, Hilton made a similar trip to the Gateway City last year when she touched down at South County Center to endorse a perfume call ... More >>

Tonight at the Tivoli: Repo! The Genetic Opera

Repo! The Genetic Opera features a who's-who of cult actors and musicians, including Alexa Vega, Anthony Stewart Head, Sarah Brightman, Paris Hilton, Ogre, Terrance Zdunich, Bill Moseley and Paul Sorvino. The list of musician contributing to the soundtrack is even more impressive: Joan Jett, Poe, Cl ... More >>

Belgium to St. Louis: We're Not So Different, Are We?

Paris Hilton and Good Charlotte's Benji Madden at Home Nightclub in St. Louis

St. Louis Weekend Concert Calendar, February 22 - 24

No treasure at the end of Fool's Gold, a terrible Matthew McConaughey-Kate Hudson mash-up.

Teachers Don't Like 'Em Flat

2007 MTV VMAs Wrap-Up: Stream-of-Conscious about Britney, Timberlake and more

The Popcorn King

Rush Hour 3 director Brett Ratner has been called a fauxteur, a womanizer and, worse, over budget. Why you should take him seriously anyway.

Love Comes Tumbling

Recover’s former frontman gets his groove on, the way young lovers do.

Sake Martini

Shogun, 10550 Baptist Church Road; 314-842-8889

2006: The Year in Music

Week of December 28, 2006

My Doggy Bites Peanut Butter

$4.95
Straub's
302 North Kingshighway

The Mattress Pad Incident

Unreal slides between the sheets with a local author, digs up a strange paean to Dr. Seuss and finds a "freedom ministry" we can truly believe in. Plus: A picture's worth (in this case) two words.

Missouri Representin'!

Grass-roots politician Jeff Smith hits the silver screen

Let It Flow

Unreal uncovers the sordid side of pee lobbyists, learns Chingy's workout habits and gets some golf tips. Plus: Elephants-as-artists!

Weighting...

Ryan Reynolds recalls his fat years in Just Friends

Film Openings

Week of November 23, 2005

One Beat

Jesus admonishes Stryper, we hear Sleater-Kinney's secret fears, and Gogol Bordello talks gypsy jive

Big Girl Raspberry Sex on the Beach

Freddie's Bar, 4112-4114 Manchester Avenue; 314-371-1333

Problems at Home

Brad and Angelina are out to kill each other. You may want a piece of them too.

Film Openings

Week of May 4, 2005

Wax Off

With plenty of gore and even more bore, House of Wax can't hold a candle to the original

Sympathy for the Doll

Devil Doll's Colleen Duffy wants you to remember when rock was sexy

Love Vigilantes

The Robber Bridegroom steals into town

Big or Rich?

Unreal takes matters into our own hands (tee hee!) and re-enters the wonderful world of note-passing with the opposite sex. Plus, we settle the age-old debate: Which is better, Clayton or Ladue?

Ready to Rumble

A Loop Battle of the Bands gathers steam

Abundance of Richies

Is the soul balladeer Burt Bacharach or Michael Bolton?

Ms. Jackson, If You're Nasty...

In which Radar Station ponders the issue of the day

Let It S.N.O.W.

Radar Station braves the cold to cover a Wash. Ave. festival

Remembrances of Things Pop

Radar Station looks back at Bryan Adams and lesbian chic

A Fan's Notes

Ideas that were forgotten but not gone in 2003