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    August 3, 2012

    A Few Olympics Theme Songs As Weird As London's Muse Track

    Allow me to sound like an old person for a minute: Back in my day--which is 1996, the only time I remember being cognizant of an Olympics theme song, because I was nine and didn't know better--the Olympics theme song did not have kitschy theatrical background vocals or an extended instrumental break ... More >>

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    March 31, 2011
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    May 11, 2010

    Breaking Down the Kroenke Kaper

    ‚ÄčAs reported earlier by my colleague Chad Garrison, Stan Kroenke is attempting to convince the NFL to allow his wife, Ann Walton Kroenke, to purchase the St. Louis Rams outright, rather than doing it himself. Such a move would circumvent the NFL's cross-ownership rules which would seem to prevent ... More >>

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    August 23, 2006

    The Mattress Pad Incident

    Unreal slides between the sheets with a local author, digs up a strange paean to Dr. Seuss and finds a "freedom ministry" we can truly believe in. Plus: A picture's worth (in this case) two words.

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    September 21, 2005

    Alley Cat

    Somebody forgot to tell Emil Williams Jr. that bowling is for fat, beer-guzzling honkies

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    September 8, 2004

    Look! A Freeway!

    Unreal checks out the Lou from a fast-moving tour bus, learns the essentials of RV'ing and eats waaay too many Chilitos

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    March 26, 2003


    The stereotype is all about cheap beer, fast cars and fat girls. But there's a little bit of hoosier in all of us.