We lament the impending doom of our beloved train-trailer, talk to a guy with some great squirrel recipes and go to jail. Plus: Can taking Communion give you the flu?
Unreal sneaks a peek at golfing strippers, learns the health advantages of Pimp Juice and laments fallen fowl; plus, do women who marry Jesus get wedding gifts?
We get political with Kerry and Dean, feel the bite of a "Mad Dog" and discover something amazing about Prius ownership. Plus, confidential to Unreal readers: Parking downtown is easy!
Wikimedia CommonsRaymond BurkeFormer St. Louis Archbishop Raymond Burke, now head of the Vatican's supreme court, is determined to stop President Barack Obama from delivering the commencement speech May 17 at University of Notre Dame. On Friday, Burke told Catholics at a prayer breakfast: "The proposed granting of an honorary doctorate at Notre Dame
University to our president, who is so aggressively advancing an
anti-life and anti-family agenda, is rightly the source of the greatest
scandal." B
flickr.com/photos/justin_caseCalendar says it Friday, time for another round of Ass Clown candidates. You know the deal, vote for your favorite ignominious boob of the week. Back at you Monday with the results. 1. Maliea Martin: The 20-year-old resident of Hannibal, Missouri, made headlines this week when she used her baby to shield police from shooting her ex-boyfriend with a Taser. 2. Brendon Delaney: The 25-year-old Delaney was charged this week with biting off the ear of another man during a
