It's hard to remember sometimes that "Weird Al" Yankovic has been honing his craft for more than 30 years now, bringing us masterful parodies of pop music for so long that he's outlived many of his onetime subjects. He has a new album called Mandatory Fun and is in the midst of releasing eight music ... More >>
Image viaDrink of the Week's best ever summer job was "working" in the floral department of a grocery store. We made big arrangements for display on the counter, and shoppers would come by to admire them. Women would often exclaim, "Those roses are so beautiful -- they don't even look real!" In ... More >>
Umm, Unreal was a bit confused about the start time for today's event. We thought it began at 10:30 p.m. CST. Who the hell throws a party at this hour of the morning? We haven't even had our first Bloody Mary. Thankfully, our limo pulled onto the National Mall just as things were getting underw ... More >>
Even with the Mac kid at his side, John McClane is just...old.
Week of December 21, 2006
Another sequel, another chance for Rocky to persevere for America.
Goal! follows an immigrant's pursuit of a European fantasy
Week of January 26, 2006
Annapolis salutes all the classic boxing clichés
"Dangerous" Derek McQuinn sold his soul for a piece of the Gold Exchange
Expect a bit of schmaltz and a lot of inspiration from the sweet comedy Billy Elliot