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Subject: San Francisco 49ers

  • Stick a Fork in 'Em

    August 6, 2007
  • Stick a Fork in 'Em

    August 6, 2007
  • The Candlestick Catastrophe and Other Nicknames for the Rams '08 Season

    Well, yet another Sunday has passed for the St. Louis Rams, and yet another horrific loss. See, the Rams played the 49ers yesterday. San Francisco, in no uncertain terms, is a crappy football team. Don't get me wrong; the Rams are also a crappy football team, but this was supposed to be their chance to actually compete in a game, to at least fight on roughly even ground against another also ran. Final score: San Francisco 35, St. Louis 16. And in no way was the game anywhere near that close.

    November 17, 2008
  • Ref Tackles Rams Player Kenneth Darby, But Few Saw it Because of TV Blackout

    In case you missed it, here's Rams running back Kenneth Darby crumpling like a schoolyard runt under the wall-like stature of the... referee. During Sunday's game against the San Francisco 49ers:Sadly for loyal fans, the game was blacked-out on local TV because it wasn't a sell-out, which is why you likely didn't see Marc Bulger throw an interception in the final minute of the game. The Rams now find themselves in the longest losing streak over the course of the team's history here in St. Louis,

    December 22, 2008
  • Goal-Line Stand

    December 2, 1998
  • SINFUL IN ST. LOUIS

    October 20, 1999
  • Just for Kicks: St. Louis will field a new professional women's soccer team next spring

    October 1, 2008
  • Go Fourth

    And spread local artistic cheer

    April 27, 2005
  • Where's Florissant?

    Some Lou denizens feel dissed by Miss USA (but Unreal still loves her!), a Pattonville student is treated criminally, and an 84-year-old grandma praises the Rams in song; plus, we clock local athletes on our gaydar

    April 28, 2004
  • Gephardt: "I Like Al Sharpton; I Think He'd Be a Great Mayor"

    Unreal chats with Dick's daughter, then comes face-to-face with Playmates, zombies and a 66-year-old powerlifter

    March 24, 2004
  • Making the List

    What does the National Rifle Association have against the St. Louis Cardinals?

    January 14, 2004
  • Know News?

    The year in review: A quiz (For answers, see last page)

    December 31, 2003
  • Detroit Wheel

    The biggest reason the Rams won't make the playoffs is now the Lions' leading receiver

    November 6, 2002
  • GOTTA GO BACK TO WORK

    February 2, 2000
  • THE BIG FIX

    November 10, 1999
  • Foul Territory: Unreal goes outside the lines during All-Star Week

    July 22, 2009
  • The Morning Brew: Wednesday, 8.26

    ​ The American Heart Association warns about eating too much added sugar. It's lurking in places you might not expect. (Reuters, U.S. News and World Report)Oregon restaurant does the unthinkable -- publishes nutritional information on menus. (Restaurants and Institutions)Despite increase in local foods, small-scale meat farmers are still hurting. (ABC News)NFL attempts to curtail binge drinking at games. (USA Today)San Francisco-area power plant converts food scraps into energy. (Los Ang

    August 26, 2009
  • A Metaphor For the Rams Season: "The Most Pathetic Baby Panda Ever"

    Just four miserable weeks into the season, and what's left to say about the 2009 St. Louis Rams? They are the worst football team in the NFL, and perhaps one of the worst teams of all-time. That about sums it up.But while Post-Dispatch columnist Bryan Burwell makes a convincing argument that the penalty-plagued, heartless performance of tackle Alex Barron against the 49ers yesterday best symbolizes this disaster of a franchise, the Internet offers a much more fitting parallel.Behold: What does a

    October 5, 2009
  • Football Player's Tattoo: At Least It's Not a Teddy Bear ... or Maybe Not

    Anyone else notice that corporate logo inked onto a player's arm this week during Monday Night Football? http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4038/4187401637_f764218164_o.png​Turns out it belongs to Justin Smith the Missouri boy (and Mizzou grad) now a defensive tackle for the San Francisco 49ers. And, yep, it's the Anheuser-Busch logo.

    December 17, 2009
  • Dumb and Dumber: Two Rams Fans Fall From Stands While Fighting Over Used Sneaker

    ​ Finally, something for those Rams beat reporters to write about. ​The story yesterday about two men falling from the stands at Edward Jones Dome prompts a number of questions. First, a quick recap: The men reportedly fell while fighting over a shoe as Rams players handed out equipment and other apparel following the team's 28-6 loss to the 49ers and wrapping up a dismal 1-15 season. After plummeting about 10 feet and landing in the gangway leading to the locker room, one of the victims got

    January 4, 2010
  • Moon Lady: The long, wondrous life of Lucia Pamela

    March 10, 2010