Seymour Skinner

  • Blogs

    May 7, 2010

    Buzzkill: Jefferson City High School to Have Breathalyzers at Prom

    And you thought prom was painful enough when you were drunk? Just try it sober.​Teenagers in Jefferson City who show up buzzed to prom on Saturday won't make it inside the big dance.The school plans to have cops at the door and submit all attendees to a breathalyzer. Those found to have been drink ... More >>

  • Culture

    April 25, 2001

    Shearer Delight

    The voice of Flanders is the voice of reason, absatively posilutely