Image sourceBehold: the future of every single woman. (Because we couldn't find a picture of a dead woman in an apartment being eaten by dogs.)It's tough being a never-married woman in your 30s. Well-meaning older people are always asking you when you're going to settle down. Self-help books ... More >>
New Line CinemaSaturday, 5:20 p.m.There are three courses of action for a single woman on this night of all nights, the Saturday night preceding the commercialized festival of love. 1. She can get very drunk, denounce the Smug Marrieds of the world, sing Motown songs into her hairbrush and then c ... More >>
flickr.com/photos/syl2007Unreal has just been informed that the biggest question that plagues single women is "Why are all the good men taken?"This came as a surprise to us, because we always believed the lament of the single woman (well, actually, women in general) was "Why are men such assholes ... More >>
The Saint Louis Zoo's new baby cheetahs are cute; its lawsuits are not. Plus: Jerry Lewis Bey writes his memoir from prison, a single girl sounds off, and a local blogger finds herself in deep doo-doo.
Lights and Sounds (Capitol)
Wednesday, October 26; the Pageant (6161 Delmar Boulevard)
The Loading Zone
Gateway International Raceway