Long known for pressing thick, squishy burgers into the hands of famous females who are neither thick nor squishy, St. Louis-based Hardee's (a.k.a. Carl's Jr.) is mixing it up a little bit for this year's Super Bowl commercial. Fret not: It's still porn-y.
Congratulations, Kate Upton! Your journey from viral-video sensation to household name has reached its peak! No, not the cover of the annual Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. Truth is, no one cares about the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue except the three straight teenage boys who have yet to f ... More >>
image viaYeah, this totally should have been prevented.OK, it may be true that any cynic with a subscription to US Weekly could have said the same thing, but Anne Milford, the local author in question, has expertise. Nearly 20 years ago, Milford, then 29, called off her own wedding. The stor ... More >>
Kim Humphries (left) finds nothing amusing about Kim Humphries' (right) marriage and divorce.For most of his five-plus decades on Earth, St. Louis artist Kim Humphries has enjoyed being the only person he knows with his name. "In my profession, it's good to have a somewhat distinct name -- a name ... More >>
McCoo and Davis, Jr.'s websiteMarilyn McCoo and Billy Davis, Jr., put foolios like Kim Kardashian to shame in the arena of marriage longevity.Marriage isn't what it used to be. From alternative rock demigods to bloodsucking fame parasites, matrimony these days seem rather fleeting. But some ... More >>
By now you've probably heard about Pablo Dylan, Bob Dylan's grandson's aspiring rap career, which, if you're like us, probably made you cringe, especially if you've listened to any tracks from his mixtape, 10 Minutes. After we wiped the blood from our ears, we started to think about other o ... More >>
courtesy of the Riverfront TimesShock the Junkie: It's Brooke Mueller's turn, reports TMZ.com.You gotta love those crackerjack reporters at TMZ.com. Not only are they soo all over the Charlie Sheen saga -- they've actually stayed on top of the equally tragic tale of the mother of his surrogate-sp ... More >>
Police HandoutBrandon DavisThe St. Louis County Prosecuting Attorney's Office yesterday issued warrants on Brandon Davis, a 17-year-old from Overland accused of shooting a man to death Monday and seriously wounding a female victim during a home invasion. According to St. Louis County police, Davi ... More >>
Simon & SchusterIn case you missed it -- and Lord knows why you would -- Mark Ebner's literary masterpiece, Six Degrees of Paris Hilton: Inside the Sex Tapes, Scandals, and Shakedowns of the New Hollywood, which came out last February, reports on the life and times of gangster Darnell Riley and ... More >>
Repo! The Genetic Opera features a who's-who of cult actors and musicians, including Alexa Vega, Anthony Stewart Head, Sarah Brightman, Paris Hilton, Ogre, Terrance Zdunich, Bill Moseley and Paul Sorvino. The list of musician contributing to the soundtrack is even more impressive: Joan Jett, Poe, Cl ... More >>
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With plenty of gore and even more bore, House of Wax can't hold a candle to the original
Ideas that were forgotten but not gone in 2003