I just can't envision myself, you know, the big straw hat and a Hawaiian shirt sitting on some beach. Particularly since I quit drinking.- President George W. Bush at his final press conference, 1.12.09This is the most self-aware statement our soon-to-be former president has ever uttered. Not only because he was willing to make a joke about his alcoholism. This was also the closest George W. Bush has ever come to using irony properly.He's a teetotaler, yet the last eight years have driven so ma
An Illinois judge is left to fill in the blanks.Not that rap lyrics are required to rhyme, but we here at Daily RFT are having the darndest time imagining the following sentence as musical verse: If this account doesn't reach $50,000 in the next 7 days then a
murderous rampage similar to the VT shooting will occur at another
highly populated university, this is not a joke!That sentence is a crucial piece of evidence in the trial of Olutosin Oduwole, a student at Southern Illinois University -