Torry Holt

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    June 11, 2013

    Smile and Say Provel Freese! Imo's Lands Cardinals Third Baseman as Spokesman

    He grew up chowing down on thin crust pizza at the Imo's in Ballwin. And now David Freese, the Cardinals hometown hero in the 2011 World Series, is the newest spokesperson for St. Louis' most iconic pizza. "It's always been my favorite pizza, and so I am very excited to now represent this great St ... More >>

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    February 7, 2011

    Rams Also Winners on Super Bowl Weekend

    commons.wikimedia.orgMarshall Faulk, playing what I imagine is a digital version of himself in an XBox football game. ​So there was this game held over the weekend, called the Super Bowl, and the St. Louis Rams were, sadly, not a part of it. Shocking, I know, but them's the breaks. I would argue, ... More >>

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    September 2, 2010

    Scouting the Rams' Wide Receivers

    ​Normally by the time the final preseason game rolls around for an NFL team most of the decisions have been made already. Sure, there will be a marginal spot or two, down on the depth chart somewhere, but the big spots have pretty much all been decided in camp and games. Not so with the Rams ... More >>

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    October 19, 2009

    Torry Holt Pulls A Brett Favre Versus The Rams Holt did everything but cry when the Jags beat his Rams on Sunday​Finally: a real football game from the Rams. The offense moved the ball, the defense came up big (Leonard Little leaping into the end zone like superman? More of that please), and St. Louis was ... More >>

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    May 4, 2009

    Torry, Please, Please, Please Put Your Million-Dollar Hand Away

    Late of the St. Louis Rams, and newly signed by the Jacksonville Jaguars, Torry Holt will be sorely missed here in the 'Lou. Really a shame he had to go elsewhere. On the other hand, it might not be so bad. At a press conference recently, Holt was showing off his million-dollar hands, and I hav ... More >>

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    January 15, 2009

    Sigh, Go Cards. Go Kurt Warner.

    Friends, I come to you today with a heavy heart. I feel a deep, aching sorrow in my chest, and I fear that nothing in this life will lift this burden from me. This weekend, I am going to do something I thought I would never do. I am going to watch a football game and root for the Arizona Cardinals.

  • Blogs

    December 15, 2008

    Sunday, Bloody Sunday: The Rams Do It Again

    So there I was yesterday, typing happily away as the Rams' fourth quarter wound down. I had most of a column done, and I felt pretty damn good about it. I had a column nearly ready to go about how the Rams had just barely held on to beat the Seahawks, despite not putting the Seattle team away w ... More >>

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    November 17, 2008

    The Candlestick Catastrophe and Other Nicknames for the Rams '08 Season

    Well, yet another Sunday has passed for the St. Louis Rams, and yet another horrific loss. See, the Rams played the 49ers yesterday. San Francisco, in no uncertain terms, is a crappy football team. Don't get me wrong; the Rams are also a crappy football team, but this was supposed to be their chan ... More >>

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    November 10, 2008
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    November 3, 2008

    Rams Update: Bulger's Bleeps and Haslett's Headache

    All along, I've tried to avoid getting in on the Jim Haslett bandwagon. I really have. Games like the one that took place yesterday ("Cardinals Rout Rams," "Cardinals Crush Rams," "Kurt Warner Leads High-Flying Cardinal Offense") are the reason why. See, I actually really like Jim Haslett; I think ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 3, 2008

    The 2008 Rams We've Come to Know and Love (And Hate)

    For a few fleeting minutes yesterday afternoon, it seemed as though the old Rams were dead and gone, replaced by a squad that just beat two of the most talented teams in the league and nearly upset the defending AFC champion Patriots at home. Hell, there was even a glimmer of hope for a division tit ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 6, 2007

    Provel Cause Coverage of the arrest of Michael Devlin, the former Imo's Pizza manager charged with kidnapping and sodomy, has blanketed local airwaves for much of the year. So, too, has an Imo's Pizza TV commercial in which an inmate breaks out of prison to get his hands on one of the pizz ... More >>

  • News

    December 29, 2004

    News to Muse

    The Year in Review: A Quiz

  • Best of St. Louis

    September 29, 2004
  • Calendar

    July 7, 2004

    Torry of the Year

    This local-boy-made-good just can't stop giving back the love

  • News

    November 20, 2002

    Dander Up

    Week of November 20, 2002

  • News

    November 6, 2002

    Detroit Wheel

    The biggest reason the Rams won't make the playoffs is now the Lions' leading receiver

  • Best of St. Louis

    September 25, 2002

    Best Ram

    Aeneas Williams