Have you ever wondered what Yosemite Sam would look like in real life today? Wonder no more. Oklahoma native Robert Cummings, 63, is on his way to prison for 40 years because he got shootin' mad at closing time in a Springfield, Missouri, bar in 2005.
Hey, Bill and Nancy Laurie: Unreal's got $200 and a hot new dance craze! Plus, we learn how to dupe the beer vendors at Fair Saint Louis, join a local blog in the clubhouse and get Matt Blunt's feelings on (Confederate) flag-burning.