In a recent press release, Epic crowed that soon we will be able to hear the newly completed album. We believe that we -- along with everyone else who cares in the least about Fiona Apple -- already heard this album. Perhaps you brought in a new producer for this release and ditched Jon Brion. But we have a name for that: a remix album! Epic knows that we know about the advance version -- the Riverfront Times even reviewed the leaked album in April. Yet, they treat us as if they were a Lothario caught in another's embrace: Whom will you believe, them or your lying eyes?
Epic, you cannot pretend that Internet file-sharing does not exist. May all of your bad decisions come back to haunt you, and may all of your albums leak. This is the fatwa as we have pronounced it! It is written.
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