Art Teacher, Fox High School
"I would be my three-year-old niece, Alyssa. She's got it made! She's loved and has fun and gets whatever she wants with a little cry and a pout. She's queen every day, and she has a brand-new Barbie bicycle, which I'd like to take for a spin."
"I'd like to be a black, lesbian, paraplegic midget for a day, and one day only. It would help put my life in perspective."
"I'd trade with Spider-Man when he had the symbiont costume. For a while, an alien inhabited the body of Peter Parker, and it gave him a suit that enhanced his powers and let him change his appearance at will, but then the suit made him crazy. This suit was like an actual living organism, and it looked way cooler than his regular costume. I'd trade places with Spider-Man when he had the symbiont costume, but before he went crazy."
Owner, Cultural Essentials: Books & More
"I'd trade places with President Bush and I would change some laws, believe me! I'd rip up that Patriot Act. I'd get pardons for political prisoners like Mumia Abu-Jamal, innocent people who have evidence exonerating them yet are still locked up. And I'd be answering phones myself. Someone says, 'Hey, I got this information,' [and] I'd say, 'Bring it in, we'll look at it.' I would just turn everything around, give everyone a chance."
Associate Seafood Team Leader, Whole Foods Market
"I'd like to go back in time and be a flapper in 1920s Chicago, to be fashionable and hip for the time and go to the Green Mill, where Al Capone hung out in his heyday. I could see some awesome jazz musicians and just enjoy the whole vibe of the Roaring Twenties."
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