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NASCAR FASHION: DOs & DON'Ts 

Unreal woke up one night last month at Gateway International Raceway with a digital camera in one hand and a 24-ounce can of Stag in the other. Here are the results of that Madison, Illinois, mashup (with apologies to Vice Magazine):
Unreal
DON'T There's a reason it's called the Busch series. There's a DUI checkpoint at lap 125.
Unreal
DO America, America, America, America, America, America, owned by America, Germany, America, Belgium.
Unreal
DON'T "I know, I know, it doesn't match, but my orange pants are at the cleaners today."
Unreal
DO When I asked if I could take this guy's picture, he said, "What, me? I'm nothing special." That's what cool is.
Unreal
DON'T The only thing that gives them away is the giant cans of Busch. Take those away and they're in line at Club Buca.
Unreal
DO There are two types of grandpas. Ones who watch Springer and soaps all day, hoping the cat will come sit in their lap, and the ones have a plate of bacon and a man-can of Stag for breakfast, do 200 push-ups, then talk your ear off about
Unreal
DO "Back when I was a roadie for Merle Haggard, we were tourin' with Willie -- Nelson that is -- and Willie'd locked himself in the bathroom of Glenda, that's what we was calling the tour bus at the time, and wouldn't come out. So Merle starts hol
Unreal
DON'T From Wikipedia: "Fanny packs are today considered unfashionable by some. Weird Al Yankovic, for instance, mocks the wearing of fanny packs in his song "White & Nerdy." For some, their resurrection is a form of ironic retro fashion. However,
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Unreal
DON'T There's a reason it's called the Busch series. There's a DUI checkpoint at lap 125.
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