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Seven St. Louis Guys You've Probably Dated 

See Also: Seven St. Louis Gals You've Probably Dated

Illustrations by Wardell Brown.
"Mr. High School Has-Been

Sure, this guy is kind of a paunchy loser who hit his peak the summer between his sophomore and junior year. But you've got to hand it to Mr. HSHB: He is loyal. He's so loyal, in fact, that he hangs
"Mr. Clayton Try-Hard

Also known as the "35K Millionaire," Mr. Clayton Try-Hard isn't about to rein in his bank-busting lifestyle — crappy middle-management job and staggering debt be damned. This phony, faux-riche douc
"Mr. Urbanist

This guy chooses form over function every time, so you'd better be as well-appointed as his beloved midcentury-modern home in the Central West End (that he never shuts up about). Mr. Urbanist can also be identif
" Mr. Epicurean

They say the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and for Mr. Epicurean that stomach has to be filled with the best money can buy. Or at least the trendiest money can buy. Yes, you're in for s
" Mr. Service Industry Moocher

Feeling a little blue? Mr. Service Industry Moocher will take care of that the minute he shows up at your door with a beer bong in one hand and a blunt in the other. He'll keep you out till last
" Mr. Bloozier

Known in other seasons as Mr. Rams Redneck and Mr. Busch Stadium Bleacher Boor, this sports fan/hoosier hybrid is in a near-constant state of bliss when St. Louis teams are hot. But watch out when the home team
" Mr. Do-Gooder Artsy Doofus

The appeal of Mr. Do-Gooder Artsy Doofus is that he just feels things, man. Everything. He's all about helping society, from shunning big-box stores to conserving things like water and food
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