Pipette Man, Lab-Cal Inc.
"Sociopathic, maybe; telepathic, uh-uh."
Scullion, Forest Park Boathouse
"I had one -- it's so retarded, but I had this dream my ex-boyfriend came over and brought me a washing machine and I'm just like, whatever, and then that night the washing machine broke and I was like, damn, I wish he had brought me a new washer ... so maybe it wasn't really telepathic, because I had to go out and buy a new washer."
"Me and my guy, we work different jobs, and at the end of the day when I get with him I'll mention what I had planned for the evening, and he'll say, 'You must be on the same wavelength I'm on, 'cause I was thinking the same thing.' We do that so much, it's scary!"
"I'm too busy talking to God to worry about it."
"Well, yeah, but it's a manly form of telepathy. Every time I get a beer at the Dome, Marshall Faulk runs another touchdown. Yeah, baby!"
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