Tiffany's Original Diner

You want dinner theater? Plop your fanny down on one of Tiffany's dozen-plus vinyl-topped stools and eavesdrop on the regulars at this unapologetically greasy spoon, where the dinnerware's made of plastic, the jukebox is filled with Meat Loaf and Johnny Cash, and the menu contains exactly one item that costs more than $7 (that'd be the twelve-ounce T-bone with fries or two eggs for $10.95). While downing a breakfast platter (served anytime), hot cakes (no, not pancakes), country-fried steak, a piece of pie or a tuna melt, listen in as the locals go off about politics, game shows or the exorbitant price of a pair of work boots. Best of all, the show goes on 24/7.