See Bono. See Bono mug for the crowd. See Bono croak a smattering of U2's greatest hits i.e., "Sunday Bloody Sunday," "One" and "Where the Streets Have No Name" and new-ish songs from 2004's How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb. Oh, wait the show is sold out? See eBay. Know eBay. Love eBay. (Or else love the Irish lads' new concert DVD, Vertigo 2005: Live from Chicago.)