A very wise woman once said, per TikTok, “if they’re in the family tree, you should always leave them be.”
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A bunch of Redditors over the years have confessed to subscribing to their cousins’ OnlyFans. Our very own Rainier once told me he has “some very cute cousins” but they’re “just friends.” As it should be.
Look, I write about some freaky shit, but I’m kink-shaming on this one. I don’t get how crushing on your cousins is such A Thing, and why the holidays seem to bring it out of the woodwork. But Google Trends data proves it: Searches for “cousin porn” trend up around Christmas, and they’re going up as we head into Thanksgiving:
And Mississippi leads the charge:
I know some of you like to lead up on tea and mess more than the Beige Food, but this Thanksgiving – or really, any other day – do not go snooping for your cousin’s OnlyFans. Don’t do it.
Things you CAN do with your cousins this week:
But if you absolutely, positively cannot help yourselves, go project your fantasies onto these ladies who are running Black Friday OnlyFans deals.
