All your dirty dreams come to life, or at least that's what SPANK! The Fifty Shades Parody
promises. Inspired by -- but in no way affiliated with or approved by pro fan-fiction writer E.L. James -- this version of the mom-porn trilogy features kink and songs and kinky songs starring the familiar characters under assumed names. The dominant Hugh Hanson, eager sex puppet Tasha Woode and ribald writer E.B. Janet skewer bad writing, bad sex and bad erotica at 8 p.m. Monday and Tuesday (November 18 and 19) at the Pageant (6161 Delmar Boulevard; 314-726-6161 or www.thepageant.com
). Tickets are $32.50, and no one younger than 17 will be admitted, so bring your ID.
Mon., Nov. 18; Tue., Nov. 19, 2013