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Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Who's Who in Magic Smoking Monkey's Game of Thrones

Posted By on Wed, Jun 10, 2015 at 8:00 AM

  • Photo by Steve Truesdell

Curious to know more about the characters in Game of Thrones before you buy tickets for Magic Smoking Monkey's parody, which kicks off this weekend at the Regional Arts Commission? We recommend this handy guide to the haters and the heroes in Magic Smoking Monkey's fake Westeros.

All photos by Steve Truesdell

See also: How Magic Smoking Monkey Is Taking on Its Biggest Target Yet: Game of Thrones

Catelyn Stark
  • Catelyn Stark
Catelyn Stark The Good Wife Activities: Raising strong sons, waiting for winter Quote: "Get that bastard out of here."

Ned Stark
  • Ned Stark
Ned Stark The King of the North Activities: Dispensing justice, fulfilling obligations Quote: "Arya, that sounds highly improbable."

Robb Stark
  • Robb Stark
Robb Stark The Good Son Activities: Obeying his parents, breaking engagements Quote: "Gosh, isn't Dad the best?"

Arya Stark
  • Arya Stark
Arya Stark The Tomboy Activities: Swordfighting, kicking ass, survival Quote: "'Father knows best,' my ass."

Jon Snow
  • Jon Snow
Jon Snow The Bastard Activities: Brooding, president of the Handsome Man's Club Quote: "...but I'm totally legitimate in the sack."

Samwell Tarly
  • Samwell Tarly
Samwell Tarly The Sidekick Activities: Making Jon Snow look better. That's it. Quote: "Yeah, Jon. You brood like a champ!"

Maester Pycelle
  • Maester Pycelle
Maester Pycelle The Know-It-All Activities: Learning, self-educating, auto-didactism Quote: "I knew that."

Robert Baratheon
  • Robert Baratheon
Robert Baratheon The Party King Activities: Drinking, hunting and chasing strange tail Quote: "Woooooooohh!"

Cersei Lannister
  • Cersei Lannister
Cersei Lannister The Queen Bitch Activities: Ruling, raising her prick son, rutting with Jaime Quote: "I'll do anything to ensure Jaime gets a happy ending."

Joffrey Baratheon
  • Joffrey Baratheon
Joffrey Baratheon The Prick Activities: Torturing animals and prostitutes, getting slapped Quote: "Mom likes me best!"

Jamie Lanister
  • Jamie Lanister
Jamie Lanister The Swordsman Activities: Regicide, looking good Quote: "You kiss like my sister."

Khal Drogo
  • Khal Drogo
Khal Drogo The Sexy Horse King Activities: Ridin' horses, making sweet love to Danerys Quote: "Let's do it on horseback tonight, Danerys."

Daenerys Targareyn
  • Daenerys Targareyn
Daenerys Targareyn The Newlywed Activities: Horseriding, Drogoriding Quote: "I love dragons!"

Jorah Mormont
  • Jorah Mormont
Jorah Mormont The Stalker Activities: Spying on Danerys, lusting after Daenerys, sifting through Daenerys' trash Quote: "Does this make me look like Khal Drogo?"

Tyrion Lannister
  • Tyrion Lannister
Tyrion Lannister The Imp Activities: Drinking, whoring, witty repartee Quote: "I put the 'imp' in 'pimp.'"

See also: How Magic Smoking Monkey Is Taking on Its Biggest Target Yet: Game of Thrones

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