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Monday, October 12, 2015

6 Cubs Rally Songs That Show Just How Pathetic Chicago Can Be

Posted By on Mon, Oct 12, 2015 at 8:25 AM

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OK, so the Cubs beat us on Saturday — and Back to the Future seems to suggest they're going to win the whole thing this year. We're still not worried.

Why? Chicago is filled with a bunch of losers ... and we're not just talking about the ever-hapless, seriously cursed baseball team. Even the fans in the Windy City are lame.



As proof, we present six Cubs rally songs, written by and for their fans. Warning: These suck harder than a Dyson. Proceed with caution.

1. "Cubs Will Do It Again," by Michael Riser

"Hi! Have I told you about my white-boy blues band?"



2. "This Is the Year," by Michael Minogue

"I saw Bruce Springsteen's bulge in person, and it changed me."



3. "Believe," by RJ Gibson

"I like the idea of Sigur Ros, but I can't even write made-up lyrics."



Turn the page for more songs that give Chicago a bad name.

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