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Monday, February 19, 2018

Stormy Daniels Is Coming to Make Sauget Horny Again

Posted By on Mon, Feb 19, 2018 at 3:35 PM

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Pre-presidential paramour Stormy Daniels is coming to St. Louis — or at least within view of it.

The porn star announced yesterday that she'll be bringing her "Make America Horny" act to Sauget on April 6 and 7. Her host for the two-day stand? Country Rock Cabaret (200 Monsanto Avenue, Sauget, Illinois; 618-274-4500).



Daniels has been a subject of speculation after news broke that Donald Trump's personal lawyer had paid her $130,000 a few weeks before election day. Cohen says he was acting on his own (hey, who among us hasn't dropped six figures on a porn star just for the hell of it?), and Trump has denied an affair. However, that didn't stop Daniels from describing sex with Trump as "textbook generic" and revealing the president's pure hatred for .... sharks. This country is in a weird place, isn't it?

Anyway, Daniels is coming to town, and if the reports out of Tampa are to be believed, it might be a bit underwhelming. But it's early April in St. Louis — do you seriously think you're going to have anything better to do?

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