10 Saturday Night Live Foods in Need of the Schweddy Balls Treatment

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And why don't we have franchises of Samurai Delicatessen?

There's no shortage of restaurants with the word "mango" in the name, from the local Peruvian place to the national Red Mango fro-yo chain. And yet no one's using Mango as a spokesperson. Chris Kattan could probably use the money.

Corn chip nail tips aren't any more ridiculous than a lot of the current manicure trends, and at least they taste a little better.

Breakfast cereals keep getting more and more natural. And what could be more natural than a big bowl of Quarry?

With the new trend of marketing specialty beers to women, it's high time someone aimed at another untapped beer market and made some Schmitt's Gay.

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