Cute -- Or Nightmare Fuel?

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        "name": "Ad - NativeInline - Injected",
        "component": "37365813",
        "insertPoint": "3",
        "requiredCountToDisplay": "5"
      },{
        "name": "Real 1 Player (r2) - Inline",
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Jeanette sent me this, I think expecting I would find it cute. After all, it's on Cute Overload! But, frankly, I'm terrified.

Photo: Angie Naron

-Ian Froeb