As Gut Check was tooling through the Explore St. Louis website looking for upcoming geeky conventions worth counterfeiting a lanyard ID and crashing (what can we say -- everyone needs a hobby!), we chanced upon the page for the Airport Minority Advisory Council's 28th annual AMAC Airport Business Diversity Conference (or, in Explore St. Louis' boosterish parlance, "THE 28TH ANNUAL AMAC AIRPORT BUSINESS DIVERSITY CONFERENCE!").
No, we're not going to sneak into that one. But we did enjoy the introductory paragraph of Explore STL's "welcome" to attendees, and we figured we'd share.
Here, see for yourself: