OK. That's just the allegation facing one Hersha Howard of Collier County, Florida. NBC Miami picks up the story:
The brawl began when the 31-year-old cookie monster confronted her sleeping roommate and accused her of eating the box of treats. The roommate told Howard she'd given the cookies to Howard's kids who were awake and hungry around 1 a.m.
The roommate offered to pay $10 for the cookies, but Howard wasn't having it, and began fighting with the other woman.
* - Samoas, or whatever they're called now.
** - Frozen
(h/t: Grub Street)