We've already discussed the impact the ethanol boom is having on food costs. Turns out we might be facing more ethanol-related inflation. (AP)
Brewers SABMiller (parent company of Miller) and Molson Coors (parent company of, well, Molson and Coors) are uniting their domestic efforts in a new operation called MillerCoors. (AP)
Speaking of piss water: Scientists are fertilizing cabbage with human urine. Write your own joke. (ScienceDaily)
Finally, pragmatic fortune cookies. Wasn't this the plot of a Simpsons episode? (New York Times)