4. A Big Box of Chocolate Cocks Now you really can give a Dick in the Box for Christmas.
3. Chocolate Vagina Stocking Stuffer Your fifteen-year-old son will love you.
2. Frosty's Magic Wand Well, he's missing the corncob, but he's definitely packing some major pipe. This also reminds us of a classic Christmas joke...
Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snow balls.
1. Santa's Big Surprise If you didn't believe in Santa, then you might want to start now. It just wouldn't be Christmas unless jolly old St. Nick topped this list and with the monster he's sporting, that's not a difficult feat. At least now we know why he cries out, "Ho, ho, ho!"
That's how many it takes to tame that beast!
