USA Today Names Great Burger Joint in Missouri (All Those Other States, Too)

USA Today, as part of its "Great American Bites," recently asked experts from each state and Washington, D.C., to choose a great burger. For Missouri, Show-Me Missouri magazine editor Gary Figgins selected Schindler's Tavern, which is located outside Benton, southwest of Cape Girardeau:

Others may claim to have the state's best burger, but anyone who has visited Schindler's Tavern in the hamlet of New Hamburg, southwest of Cape Girardeau, knows they are all full of baloney. Well, that's not entirely accurate, since bologna is what makes Schindler's burger the best. These handmade patties are topped with a slice of fried bologna and smothered with grilled onions.

I'll admit: I've never heard of this place. Readers, have any of you tried this burger?

I don't know whether the burger uses Oscar Mayer bologna, but the mere mention of the lunch meat is an excuse to post this: