Our call for Kate Upton & Hardee's haikus brought several worthy contenders. Only one could be crowned champion.
First, though, the honorable mentions...
Amveats:
Kate, see this hot meat
Pink slime, your patty melts, girl
This ain't burger king.
Douche_McGee:
Both of them have buns
But only a ThickBurger's
are considered food
And a (dis)honorable mention to Andrew Lee, who made us laugh but screwed up the syllables:
Burgers and Kate Upton
Steamy, hot, and so divine
...I need two napkins.
Page through to learn who the winner is...
Congrats to James Barnett for his winning haiku:
Hot patty and buns
Thick and spicy and juicy.
And some Hardee's too.
James, we'll be in touch.
