Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The Novice Foodie: Easy as Pie

Posted By on Tue, Sep 29, 2009 at 3:15 PM

I'm a terrible baker. Horrible. While I'd like to blame it on our shitty oven, I'm pretty sure it's because of my devil-may-care attitude when it comes to both measuring ingredients and closely following directions. You know that no-knead bread everyone said was soooooo easy? The kind with a crispy shell and a chewy, glutinous inside perfect for sopping up sauces and gravies? The one that's supposed to be fail-proof? All three times I tried it, my loaves ended up flatter and harder than a post-lipo abdomen.

The only baked good I can churn out with any regularity is pizza dough, and I even screw that up every now and again. (I then call it flatbread.) But fall is here, apples are at the farmers' markets and that means hearty comfort food. When I saw a Gourmet recipe for apple pie with -- wait for it -- cheddar baked into the crust, my mouth watered and I knew it was a project I'd like to take on.

  • Kelli Best-Oliver
Have you missed out on loveliness that is apple pie with cheese? Nineteenth-century poet Eugene Fields opined
But I, when I undress me
Each night upon my knees
Will ask the Lord to bless me
With apple pie and cheese.
There's even a saying that goes along with the classic pairing: "An apple pie without some cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze." I did not make this up. Apple pie served with a wedge of cheddar is regional favorite in New England as well as parts of the Midwest. Since I love the sweet/savory combination of apples and cheese as a snack -- who am I kidding, I like cheese with pretty much anything -- I figured even I couldn't turn this into a failure.

The recipe is fairly straightforward: sugar, flour, cold butter, shredded sharp white cheddar, shortening, salt and ice water for the dough, which is combined, chilled and then patted into two rounds. I really, really tried to follow the directions to the letter. I put the butter in the freezer to chill. I used actual ice water, just like the recipe called for, which is to ensure that the butter and shortening do not melt. Should they melt, the crust would not be as flaky.

I don't own a rolling pin, so I used a half-empty bottle of wine, and then I drank the rest of the wine. This was my only deviation from the printed recipe, I swear. I even bought the exact variety of apples requested: half Gala, half Granny Smith. Both varieties have a firmer flesh that will still maintain their shape during the baking process, and the sweetness of the Gala tempers the tartness of the Granny Smith.

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