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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

The Novice Foodie's Tour of Misfit Kitchen Tools

Posted By on Tue, Jan 19, 2010 at 3:00 PM

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This vegetable peeler is kinda scary.

KELLI BEST-OLIVER
  • Kelli Best-Oliver
It looks like a prison shiv. Feels like one in the hand, too.

KELLI BEST-OLIVER
  • Kelli Best-Oliver
I know I'm not the only one to receive one of these insta-chopper thingamajigs. Also obsolete if you own a knife.

KELLI BEST-OLIVER
  • Kelli Best-Oliver
You can see how much use mine gets. It looks like old man chest hair.

So there it is: the deep recesses of my kitchen, laid bare for all of St Louis to see. And if you've got a spare KitchenAid standing mixer lying around, I'd be willing to trade you, straight up.

Somehow, I don't think I'll have many takers.

Kelli Best-Oliver is on a quest to become a full-fledged foodie. She chronicles her adventures every Tuesday. She writes about any damn thing she pleases at South City Confidential.

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