Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Battle of the Chunky Soups: Past Meets Present

Posted By on Wed, Feb 23, 2011 at 11:00 AM

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What the hell, Chunky Soup? Is anyone falling for your ad campaign pushing people to make quick, "complete" dinners by dumping a can of soup over a plate of mashed potatoes/noodles/rice/biscuits? It's all so very Throwback.

Oh shit. It's back. - ROBIN WHEELER
  • Robin Wheeler
  • Oh shit. It's back.

Just how much of a throwback is it? So much that it prompted us to dust off some shitty old cookbooks lurking in the bowels of Gut Check International Headquarters, including a 1976 edition of "A Campbell Cookbook: Cooking with Soup". Last time we saw this tome, we wound up making a soup from three canned soups that had an expedited trip down the toilet.

Surely the new Chunky "recipes" can't be that bad. Right?

The Old Chunky Twenty-seven pages into the old cookbook, we found a recipe similar to the starch n' dumps on the Chunky Soup website, only a bit more complicated. For Chunky Beef n" Noodle Casserole, saute 1/4 cup chopped onion and two ounces of canned mushrooms in two tablespoons of butter. Add a 19-ounce can of Chunky beef soup. We used beef with country vegetables, but forget about finding a 19-ounce can. For all the panic about increasing portion sizes, Chunky has reduced their cans to 18.8 ounces.

Living in the future's such a rip-off.

Also add 1/4 cup sour cream, 1 cup of cooked noodles, and two teaspoons of paprika. Heat and stir until warmed through.

ROBIN WHEELER
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Using leftover noodles, the dish took 10 minutes from can to plate. The tiny bit of sour cream forces its way to being the predominant flavor. It's mush and tang, without much beefiness. Probably because we were shorted a fifth of an ounce.

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