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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

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Twizzlers al Pomodoro


Busted into spaghetti-sized strands and saturated with the glowing rouge only available in the food lab, Twizzlers are ripe for the tomato treatment. Load them with tomato flavor, preferably the same stuff used in those Kraft pizza kits, pile on a plate, and top with a sprinkle of green can parm.

Fruity Pebbles Ice Cream Cone


With the help of some marshmallow cream, Fruity Pebbles can be mashed and molded just like Rice Krispies. But with more artificial dyes and flavors. Shape them into a cone, fill with ice cream, and it'll be just like eating ice cream out of the sprinkles.

Cherry Soda Cough Syrup


Most cherry soda tastes vaguely of Robitussin anyway. Why not add some codeine and enjoy a little sugar and fizz before drifting into a drug and virus-induced three-day nap?

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