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Friday, April 22, 2011

Six Classic Commercials to Kill Your Love of Easter and Candy Forever

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3. Carvel ice cream just had to bring a creepy, squeaky, chatty little duck ice cream cake to the party. Call the toll-free number and this little freak is all yours! They accept all major credit cards. Except Visa, MasterCard and American Express.

2. We're not sure who this Mary Sue person is. What we do know is she's a sociopath who's willing to make children scream in terror by threatening to Big Wheel a bunny, just to sell some off-brand chocolate eggs.

1. Seeing the horror M&M's cooked up with its "Holidays" line will make you long for tire tread in bunny fur.


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