If John Lennon had believed in heaven, he'd be weeping from his cloud right now.
Thanks to the Omaha World Herald, footage has emerged that would have killed the singer-songwriter dead, had Mark David Chapman not done the awful deed a decade earlier.
Behold the song stylings of former Godfather's Pizza CEO, current Republican presidential candidate, and all-around fan of secured national borders - Mr. Herman Cain and his rendition of John Lennon's "Imagine"! With lyrics changed so that the song's about pizza.
Gut Check can imagine a world with only tacos. It's easy if you try.
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