Monday, June 25, 2012

Dierbergs: "Check Out the Size of Our Cherries." Gut Check: "We've Seen Bigger."

Posted By on Mon, Jun 25, 2012 at 1:00 PM

Bada-Bing: Who's got the bigger pair? - KRISTIE MCCLANAHAN
  • Kristie McClanahan
  • Bada-Bing: Who's got the bigger pair?

The space below the fold in this week's Dierbergs ad is dominated by a side-by-side comparison of its Bing cherry when compared to the Bing cherry of "most stores."

"As a cherry grows its seed stays the same size, so you get MORE FRUIT on a larger cherry," the copy screams.

"That seems obvious enough," we thought. And then: "What a weird thing to be proud of."

So we ventured out to Dierbergs and Schnucks to see how the two sized up. Because let's face it: When Dierbergs says "most stores," you know that's code for "Schnucks." The rivalry between these two stores is as heated as Garfield versus Mondays.

Imagine, then, our disappointment when Dierbergs was sold out of its apparently golf-ball-size cherries! This, under a sign proudly trumpeting "Bing Cherries OR Rainier!" for $3.99 a pound. Seems like a bait-and-switch to us. (That takes some big cherries, pulling a stunt like that.) Undeterred, we opted for the Rainiers, figuring that, because they're are a cross between Bing and Van cherries, it'd be close enough.

Schnucks cherries at the top, Dierbergs cherries at the bottom. - KRISTIE MCCLANAHAN
  • Kristie McClanahan
  • Schnucks cherries at the top, Dierbergs cherries at the bottom.

Next we hit Schnucks, finding the same Rainier cherries for $2 more per pound. But according to the packaging, these were just regular ol' Rainier cherries, not the "sweet" variety of Rainier cherries from Dierbergs.

In our own side-by-side lineup, the five randomly selected cherries were comparable in size. If forced to choose, the Dierbergs cherries were larger on average, but just barely. Not even close to the size the ad portrayed.

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