Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Bratz Doll Popsicles Are Terrifying

Posted By on Wed, Aug 15, 2012 at 9:00 AM

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For the uninitiated, Bratz is a heavy-lidded doll who wears chunky heels, teensy skirts, and has the beestung lips of Jocelyn Wildenstein.

Here's what Bratz is supposed to look like in popsicle form:


And here's what you actually get:


That's right, what appears to be a dead-eyed little girl screaming in horror. It kind of makes sense -- she was created for the sole purpose of little kids going all bath-salts on her and eating her face.

In fact, once Gut Check started eating, her expression was disturbingly apt:

"Please! I wanna go home!"
  • "Please! I wanna go home!"

For the record, screaming Bratz doll was delicious.

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