Friday, February 22, 2013

A Gut Check Oscar Party

Posted By on Fri, Feb 22, 2013 at 1:00 PM

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4. Django Unchained

Offer guests a big bowl of Oreos, which are symbols of black and white working together for a common good. Also, they're delicious.

Serve drinks in coconuts, just like Calvin Candie likes. And chain smoke out of a pipe.

5. Les Miserables

Like Amour, this super depressing French movie doesn't exactly increase our appetites. But since the main dude, Jean Valjean, was imprisoned for 20 years for stealing a loaf of bread, why not honor his sacrifice with a loaf of bread of your own? Make sure it's from the grocery store and says something to the effect of "French Bread" on the wrapper. But, you know, don't steal it. Look what happened to Valjean.

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