In honor of mustachios everywhere, we're paying tribute to the power of the 'stache.
It always comes back to the Beatles, doesn't it? Although others wore the 'stache before them, George and Ringo took it mainstream in 1967. Look carefully, and notice that Paul seems to sport a bit of lip fuzz. John? He wasn't having any of it. "I don't believe in mustaches. I just believe in me." No wonder they didn't last.
Freddie Mercury's mustache gave him telekinetic power to change the color of his viking-horned baseball cap. It also had the power to make a viking-horned baseball cap seem less ridiculous.