Are you kidding me, dude? This is the freshest dog in the entire book-- it's maybe the only dog here that's NOT wack! It's got a boombox and a hi-top Kid fade! If our author lacks a basic understanding of what is and isn't wack, how can we trust her as a hip hop authority?
But even a stopped coin is heads twice a day, or soemthing: if there's one saving grace about this book, it's the photo used as the definition of "busted." It is correct. This dog is busted. From now on, when I hear the word "busted," I'm going to think of this stupid busted-ass Photoshop dog.
If you'd like to buy Hip-Hop for Dogs as a gift for someone you hate, or someone you want to hate you, you can pick it up cheap on Amazon. If you're a big fan of the author's work, she also wrote something called Yiddish for Babies:
Somebody stop this woman.
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