Holy Ship!!! 2014 Superlatives: Drunkest Raver, Most Ratchet Dancer and More

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Youngest DJ Put your hands in the air for DJ Fetus! Y'all thought we were going to say Zedd, didn't you? But as far as we're concerned, Gina Turner and Laidback Luke's unborn child is the most junior member of the Holy Ship!!! lineup. The happy couple and their still-forming offspring's back-to-back set had the whole Discoteque ragin' till 6 in the morning. He or she is probably destined for musical greatness. Of course, maybe s/he'll end up rebelling and become an accountant. Oh, kids.

Photo by Kat Bein

Tallest Shipper This dude from London was like freakin' Big Ben in this bitch. Even in the darkest disco on the seven seas, he stuck out like a six-foot, seven-inch dude in a chimpanzee mask. Here we are, standing next to him in all of our five-foot, six-inch glory. Do you think people of average height are constantly harassing him for photo ops at parties? He's probably pretty sick of it. Sorry!

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